hoshee:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.

hoshee:

vaporheart-archive:

i think something went wrong

The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

queerbending:

white people

(Source: amdrags)

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

(Source: quevidamastriste)

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

saturdaydetention:

this is so terrifying

saturdaydetention:

this is so terrifying

(Source: uselesspaparazz)

poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

poopflow:

okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

(Source: three-hunna)

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

sarias-song:

humanity has become too strong we are evolving

pepsicolaker:

badgerofshambles:

Went to the Crayola factory today. Got creative with the labeling station.

green is not a creative color

pepsicolaker:

badgerofshambles:

Went to the Crayola factory today. Got creative with the labeling station.

green is not a creative color

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

dkc2:

Well I know reason #1

rapbattle:

this twitter is horrifying